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Today, I called my girlfriend to ask her to the movies. She declined and said she was sick and was going to sleep. Wanting to see the movie, I invited my mom and we went. My mom then pointed out my "sick" girlfriend making out with a guy. My mom threw a full bag of popcorn at her. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 1:35am - love - by Reject3d (man) - United States (California)
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 10:14pm - love - by Baby_girl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got my first period. At the airport. With my dad that I haven't seen for five years. Right before I got on a 6 hour flight. With all my pads in the bag I just checked. So, the first person I told was the flight attendant. I cried. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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On 05/28/2009 at 1:15pm - health - by ITguy1982 (man) - United States (New York)
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