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Dickman16
  • Town/Country : B Town, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (21 years)
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Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17860) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by fml...really (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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