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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45862) - you deserved it (6196)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was having a panic attack so I called my parents. My brother answered to say my parents couldn't come to the phone because they were watching 24. Its ten o'clock and 24 is not on now. They were watching 24 on TiVo and couldn't pause it to come to the phone. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50800) - you deserved it (4767)

On 04/15/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by happyharriet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49415) - you deserved it (15046)

On 03/31/2009 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)



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