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Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
by Rotarius / 08/23/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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