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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About DiamondKid511 : Laid back. Love my girlfriend. You wana know more?? Haha ur funny!:D

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Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML


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