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DiamondGirlj

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DiamondGirlj

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  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DiamondGirlj : I'm me?

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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DiamondGirlj's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33722) - you deserved it (4572)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML

#21318466
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32120) - you deserved it (3518)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:01am - animals - by scars - United States (Illinois)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72474) - you deserved it (5722)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

#21212155
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51721) - you deserved it (6637)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

#6579645
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33180) - you deserved it (4483)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by bdaygirl (woman) - United States (California)



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