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You've liked someone. How cute!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
DiamondGirlj's favorite FMLs
Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML
by scars / 12/16/2014 at 10:01am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by punaise ... / 12/04/2014 at 9:12pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
by spooked / 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by kittynapper / 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
by bdaygirl / 12/03/2009 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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