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Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML


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On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by bdaygirl (woman) - United States (California)

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