About Di_AnnaLynn : I'm very clumsy and embarrass myself often, but now I have someone to complain to!
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by sadgirl / 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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