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About Di_AnnaLynn : I'm very clumsy and embarrass myself often, but now I have someone to complain to!

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Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46378) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65650) - you deserved it (18714)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35879) - you deserved it (18852)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47401) - you deserved it (8168)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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