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DiSab
  • Town/Country : Dayton/Columbus, Ohio, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 22933
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DiSab : Just your regular college guy, majoring in Biology at the University of Dayton.

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66509) - you deserved it (9150)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (24647) - you deserved it (63575)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (60410) - you deserved it (12474)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (986)

I agree, your life sucks (48716) - you deserved it (274133)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on… for half an hour. FML

#20 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (35410) - you deserved it (5579)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (52277) - you deserved it (13172)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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