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DiJsLifeStyle

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DiJsLifeStyle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 December 1934 (79 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DiJsLifeStyle : I come from the land of sand..
•Mary Jane.

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DiJsLifeStyle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24607) - you deserved it (3796)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27494) - you deserved it (3587)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (2489)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27308) - you deserved it (3008)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

#21279849
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33414) - you deserved it (3306)

On 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by katsaysner - United States (Maine)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32731) - you deserved it (3365)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (49689)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34420) - you deserved it (9150)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML

#21270200
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (2432)

On 10/03/2014 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54530) - you deserved it (6718)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, someone hit my parked car. The impact caused the front of the car to go up onto the sidewalk, and I got a ticket for parking there. FML

#21046882
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47326) - you deserved it (3601)

On 02/01/2014 at 2:47am - misc - by ccgundum (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

#21046460
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52715) - you deserved it (11206)

On 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by mylifesucks (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

#21044971
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49784) - you deserved it (6240)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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