Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Di55le

Search for a member

Di55le

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Di55le : Very few really know me an they grow up with me I can't make it easy for everyone lol so just ask!

Di55le's page activity

Visits<b>Rozay333</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 1:14am<b>babygirlleah</b> - the 05/19/2013 at 9:58pm

Di55le's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Di55le's favorite FMLs

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28811) - you deserved it (3806)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43553) - you deserved it (5395)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex boyfriend who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

#16386791
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32886) - you deserved it (6959)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by StratMan (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36420) - you deserved it (7212)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44319) - you deserved it (3335)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28339) - you deserved it (2413)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (4803)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (3720)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: