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Dezzi_ka
  • Town/Country : Realm of Darkness, The World that Never Was
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1416
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Dezzi_ka : I'm straight forward about my opinions and I have ppl who hate me for it.I know I sometimes act like a bitch and I know u'll probably hate me for it but I don't care.If u think I'm a bitch, thats ur problem.I'm very loud, sarcastic, and annoying but after u get to know me I'm not that bad to hang with(as long as you stay on my good side).Unlike most superficiall idiots out there, I will do anything for my true friends.I'll always be there when a friend needs me, I'll never let them down and I'll never back out on a friend, If u need me I'll find a way help!I luv hanging with friends, w/out them I'd die of bordom.My best friends in my life right now are: Mike, Paul, Matt, Debbie and Jessie but not in that order.I luv all my friends equaly.I might act selfish some times but I'm just messin with ya.Also, I support Gay/Les/Trans/Bi and straight ppl too.So, I'm pretty much a very open minded person. ~Dezzi-ka

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Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by nametag (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she is even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I am such a special friend to her and she wants me to come up to meet her fiance before she gets married. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turns to me and screams at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's call the whole thing off." FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 8:14pm - work - by Chipper (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Marie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had just gotten a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I though it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if your going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007 (149)

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)