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Dexxter
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19399) - you deserved it (6876)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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