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About DewRemixx : 18 years old about to be working for the county soon. I lift weights and go to the movies, and listen to music alot. I enjoy traveling and learning new things. I like to watch anime and my favorite anime show is fullmetal alchemist. I enjoy going out and waste time when I'm not busy. Graduate from class of 2014. i love life and gonna live it by working hard to get to my goals. My career choice is law enforcement and to be the good cop. I like helping people and I hate bully's. no one is like you and not everyone in your eyes is supposed to be the way you want them to be. GROW UP.
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Friday 18 July 2014