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by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
by Creep / 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Puerto Rico) / Love
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
by emily / 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
by _Emilyy / 07/12/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 07/06/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by rejecteddd / 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by thanksfyi / 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm / Norway / Love
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
by Absent / 01/12/2010 at 12:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
by H-B / 04/28/2009 at 4:53am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…