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by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
by Creep / 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Puerto Rico) / Love
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
by emily / 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by 30Jenna / 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
by _Emilyy / 07/12/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 07/06/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by rejecteddd / 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by thanksfyi / 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm / Norway / Love
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/06/2011 at 9:13am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
by Absent / 01/12/2010 at 12:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
by H-B / 04/28/2009 at 4:53am / United States / Love
- Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and… Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot… Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we…