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by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:03am / United States / Money
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 2:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
by Embarassed / 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
by Tinkerer / 08/21/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Username / 08/20/2011 at 5:20am / United States (New York) / Love
by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Chels / 08/18/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
by scully11 / 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ugly / 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
- Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking,… Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube.… Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's…
- Today, after coming home from working two jobs, I find that my unemployed sister-in-law has trashed… Today, my girlfriends jealousy issues got so out of control that she accused me of cheating on her… Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After…