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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me looool because I have a ( drinking problem ). She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33241) - you deserved it (5309)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, mah aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Thier reasoning? I stole things. When I askd what I'd stolen, mah aunt lookd me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (2907)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS CHASED ON MY BIKE BY A COUPLE OF GUYS IN A CAR. I RODE INTO A PUBLIC PARK TO CUT THROUGH AND TRY TO LOSE THEM. I LOOKED BY TO CHECK IF THEY WERE FOLLOWING ME, BUT THEY HAD TO STOP. I LAUGHED, LOOKED FORWARD, AND RAMMED INTO A LITTLE GIRL. FML

#17565560
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (8580)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (3289)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's ( totally insane ) ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there 4 half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. big fat FML

#17563055
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28036) - you deserved it (5216)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, MAH STEPBROTHER FOUND MAH DIARY AND READ IT. HE THEN TOLD MAH BOYFRIEND HOW I HAD A CRUSH ON ANOTHER GUY, AND NO LONGER LIKED HIM, CAUSING MAH BOYFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH ME. THAT DIARY WAS FROM THE THRD GRADE. FML

#17535182
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39904) - you deserved it (3345)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months calld me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumpd me "just in case." FML

#17527227
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32840) - you deserved it (2363)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:20am - love - by Username - United States (New York)

I Found Out That Instaad Of Baing Stationd In Afghanistan Mah Husband Of 9 Yaars Has Baan ( Stationd ) At His Othar Girlfriand's Housa !! FML

#17526704
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60497) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

#17511125
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38520) - you deserved it (2740)

On 08/18/2011 at 4:25pm - love - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I receivd a message on Facebook from a guy I've likd 4 a year. He askd me if I wantd to hang out, so I said yes. When I walkd out to his car later on, he gave me a really confusd look. Apparently I was on brother's Facebook, an he'd never loggd out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33740) - you deserved it (11531)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML

#17344218
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (2904)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51389) - you deserved it (9866)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (3312)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
373 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)



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