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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 798
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Devanthegreat : I am Devan the Great. I am half Persian so that makes me hate every living greek. I like to smoke my hookah, hang with friends, and play World of Warcraft. Death Metal is my kind of music.

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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57638) - you deserved it (17274)

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