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  • Number of visits : 865
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DestinyYum : I have a very ill addiction..to ice cream

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DestinyYum's favorite FMLs

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115467) - you deserved it (16049)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year old son came ome from scool an informed me tat e bougt an air guitar for $20. He onestly tinks tis is a good price. FML

#16113855
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (11553)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today... I woke up from my oneymoon to discover te love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35750) - you deserved it (8739)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having a bad day at work . Then, on coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen . I'm a boy . FML

#14788536
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (6830)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheerd cuz we got 5 extra points. No one askd if I was okay. FML

#14706405
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23158) - you deserved it (3769)

On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today , we ordered pizza. A looool long wait and several phone calls later , we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway , signed our reciept , and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (2575)

On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I bleaced ma air. Not only did it fry, it also as a very noticeable green tint and because of te damage, I can't dye it again 4 a wile. Now I keep getting asked "Wy so serious?" by ma friends.

#14600579
140 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today , I'm 19 yeres old and , having never been on a date , I agreed to let mah friend set me up . He was adorable , young , with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 yeres old . My friend tricked me into babysitting . FML

#14596277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (4178)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

today I lost mah virginity to mah boyfriend. He's been calling his penis ( fun-sized ) for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50871) - you deserved it (8652)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took mah two kids to a Christmas festival with a train theme. I spent $24 on conductor hats fir them. When I gave them the hats, they threw them on the ground and put the red paper bags they came in on there heads. FML

#14289494
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20865) - you deserved it (6414)

On 12/21/2010 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35922) - you deserved it (4209)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35922) - you deserved it (4209)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went looool into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting fir me outside the stall. They did a slow clap fir me. mega FML

#14277581
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (7556)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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