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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DestinyYum : I have a very ill addiction..to ice cream

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DestinyYum's favorite FMLs

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108045) - you deserved it (14846)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (9228)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33721) - you deserved it (8461)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a boy. FML

#14788536
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32244) - you deserved it (6646)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheered because we got 5 extra points. No one asked if I was okay. FML

#14706405
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (3378)

On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24805) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38253) - you deserved it (25811) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (2516) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8639) - you deserved it (25755)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (3803)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46925) - you deserved it (8151)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my two kids to a Christmas festival with a train theme. I spent $24 on conductor hats for them. When I gave them the hats, they threw them on the ground and put the red paper bags they came in on their heads. FML

#14289494
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20532) - you deserved it (6377)

On 12/21/2010 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34491) - you deserved it (4081)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34491) - you deserved it (4081)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

#14277581
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (7042)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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