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  • Town/Country : Mumbai, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9314
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML


I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (1986)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (2165)

On 11/20/2015 at 2:48pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21957) - you deserved it (3911)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:24am - love - by Porche - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24701) - you deserved it (2261)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29874) - you deserved it (5312)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27114) - you deserved it (1572)

On 10/07/2015 at 9:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15876) - you deserved it (21596)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (3576)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:05am - love - by DontBeRude (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29882) - you deserved it (1863)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet (man) - United States (California)

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (1794)

On 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - Ukraine

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23776) - you deserved it (4254)

On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my roommate remembered that we have an essay due Monday, so he wrote the full essay, while stoned, in less than an hour, without using his textbook. It was better than the one I spent all week writing. He is now upstairs having sex, and I've lost all motivation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (2615)

On 09/13/2015 at 11:34am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16005) - you deserved it (20458)

On 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by busmonster - United States (Virginia)

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