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by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by webperson04 / 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
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