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DesiBoyz's favorite FMLs
Today, I think I met the one. I had the best date ever. We played mini golf and talked about all the things we had in common. After sharing a kiss, I said goodbye, with the promise to meet up again. Too bad he forgot to mention he was moving to Texas the next day. FML
by SadlySally / 06/01/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by RedFaced / 05/26/2016 at 8:11pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 12:46am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, in an attempt to be more healthy, I made myself a large fruit smoothie. I didn't think it could or would cause me to practically shart my rectum out my ass for the rest of the afternoon. The more you know. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 12:05pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by teegtwo / 07/22/2014 at 1:55am / United States / Intimacy
by ericabearr / 11/18/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by really? / 08/13/2013 at 2:58am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
by sal / 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/21/2012 at 7:40am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anon / 08/16/2011 at 2:27am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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