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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1971 (44 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31749) - you deserved it (2517)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48622) - you deserved it (7939)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (18307)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42212) - you deserved it (26270)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20834941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49601) - you deserved it (6242)

On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26128) - you deserved it (3983)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

#20028986
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49916) - you deserved it (3601)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

#19656239
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19678) - you deserved it (4339)

On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (13372)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

#13822314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34929) - you deserved it (5794)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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