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DesiBoyz's favorite FMLs
Today, a street "musician" drummed on buckets directly outside my work for two hours. Right as I was about to lose it, he stopped playing. Within 5 minutes, someone else started playing the saxophone. FML
by bambisapphic / 10/02/2016 at 7:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, it's my last day at my job because I'm moving to another city. My boss handed me a card and chocolates. The same boss that didn't sign the card because, "Even though you're a great employee, I probably won't remember your name in a fortnight." I've been there three years. FML
by Bawsack / 09/26/2016 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
Today, I was told I have narcolepsy, and I've it for a year and a half. When asked why I didn't go to a doctor before, I answered that I'd always assumed it was a normal adult thing to fall asleep randomly because of how everyone says they're always exhausted. Apparently not. FML
by littlekellilee / 09/16/2016 at 12:27am / Canada / Health
Today, it's my birthday and I'd planned to take my family and friends to dinner with my own money. My mom just informed me that she'd messaged everyone that I'd canceled the dinner. She instead wants to use my money to buy my older brother a gun for his birthday, which is in two days. FML
by mckenna9797 / 09/07/2016 at 7:16am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Just Lonely / 09/04/2016 at 1:04am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
by Still Waiting / 08/16/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but hey were out so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
by NotAThief / 08/14/2016 at 6:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by teegtwo / 07/22/2014 at 1:55am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
by sal / 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Anon / 08/16/2011 at 2:27am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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