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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Derpish : I spend 90% of my time on this website, don't I get a loyalty check or something?
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Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML

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On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was out for a nice walk and saw a man being attacked by a large crowd. Instinctively I ran to help him. I pushed one "thug" off him and that little time allowed him to escape. I later found out the man I saved had just keyed someone's car and they had intervened. Guess whose car. FML



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