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  • Number of visits : 137
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36525) - you deserved it (2865)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (704245) - you deserved it (56038)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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