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About Derp_Stick : #HashtagsAreGay
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I came home after a long day at work, an decidd to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax!! I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split an out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny rd ants!! FML
Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015