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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home after a long day at work, an decidd to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax!! I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split an out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny rd ants!! FML


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On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML


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