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DerSuldam

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1219
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>amiraa</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 12:24pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 1:10pm<b>RZAGZA</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:59pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 2:30am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:44am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 9:14pm<b>T_Rev1017</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 2:22am<b>gearhead369</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 5:20pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 3:18pm<b>Nyusziful</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 5:07am<b>EevieBear</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 7:20pm<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 10:13am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 12:19pm<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 2:50pm<b>fariss</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:12am<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 7:50pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 6:47pm<b>parkhouse63</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 5:59pm

Fucked!<b>amiraa</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 6:24pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 10:31pm<b>samwilliams800</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 2:50am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 9:53am<b>nockels</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 1:14pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 4:12pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 10:35am<b>ssnow</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:30pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:32pm<b>joetan</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:38am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:49pm<b>deadpoolkilledu</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:38pm<b>kpetrovski</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:16am<b>hellnosucka</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:51am<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:00am<b>UberMom</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:29am<b>ironhead</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:31am

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DerSuldam's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, 'Wow, so beautiful!' FML

by Catnip / 06/30/2016 at 7:42pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I had a throbbing cluster headache. It didn't help matters when an angry customer yelled at me because a dress was "defective." Why was it defective? It didn't fit her. Why didn't it fit her? It was the wrong size. FML

by checkthelabel / 04/25/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML

by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love

Today, my parents and in-laws are in a bidding war for the house next door, since we are about to have a son. We're not even sure if we want them living this close. FML

by anonymous / 03/23/2016 at 11:02pm / Kids

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that when my parents said they couldn't afford gifts for us kids, what they really meant was that they weren't buying a gift for me. I found this out when I overheard my father telling my uncle about the things he got my siblings. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 6:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

by alexa / 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm / Germany (Bayern) / Love

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

by auto boogie man / 11/19/2015 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML

by I'm donnnneeee / 09/20/2015 at 11:26pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad remarried, but he didn't want me to come. I'm told he didn't want me to ruin his pictures or make his guests feel uncomfortable, all because I had my leg amputated in April. FML

by LoveIsOneSided / 08/18/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 4:33am / United States / Health

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 11:08am / Denmark / Miscellaneous