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DerSuldam

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DerSuldam

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27578) - you deserved it (10200)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27578) - you deserved it (10200)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14646) - you deserved it (54762)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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