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by Catnip / 06/30/2016 at 7:42pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I had a throbbing cluster headache. It didn't help matters when an angry customer yelled at me because a dress was "defective." Why was it defective? It didn't fit her. Why didn't it fit her? It was the wrong size. FML
by checkthelabel / 04/25/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML
by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that when my parents said they couldn't afford gifts for us kids, what they really meant was that they weren't buying a gift for me. I found this out when I overheard my father telling my uncle about the things he got my siblings. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 6:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love
by alexa / 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm / Germany (Bayern) / Love
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
by auto boogie man / 11/19/2015 at 11:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
by I'm donnnneeee / 09/20/2015 at 11:26pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by LoveIsOneSided / 08/18/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 4:33am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 11:08am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…