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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (10216)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (10216)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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