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About DeosSomnium : Hey, hows it going?
My name is latin for "Gods Dream" because I sometimes have these crazy dreams that seem very symbolic and deep.
I love swimming, reading, studying philosophy of the mind(because of those awesome dreams), meditating, laughing a lot, working out, meeting new people, playing games especially inFAMOUS,FOOD and FML because it's unpredictable and fun.
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Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML