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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 November 1982 (31 years)
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Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55146) - you deserved it (5887)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

#24806
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59569) - you deserved it (3072)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

#23475
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23681) - you deserved it (4916)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by C. Kronick (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (13543)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26940) - you deserved it (5098)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7314) - you deserved it (39827)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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