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Dennisse_47

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Dennisse_47

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6570
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dennisse_47 : Hey all I'm Dennisse :) I'm Puerto Rican, 20, love music, theater is my passion, and I'm currently a Sophomore in college double majoring in Psychology and Criminology. I'm hoping to make it in Criminal or Forensic Psychology one day. My favorite T.V shows of all time are Friends, House, Heroes, Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, AHS, Arrow, and Dexter. If you enjoy any or all of those shows, you are awesome! I love reading whenever I can and enjoy many types of genres -- although I find myself more intrigued with fiction, mythology, and classical literature. Edgar Allen Poe is a writer I'm deeply fascinated with. I'm also a YouTube and movie junkie. If you've kept on reading this and found that you are not completely bored out of your mind you can shoot me a message. Don't get hurt if I take a while to reply, I'm mostly on the site at night. Follow me on Twitter & Insta if you like (@Little_Red_47) or not! :p Well thanks for stopping by! :D

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Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , and ever since I was born , I've had a lazy eye. This morning mah boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (3405) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I had sex . He decidd to make gun sound effects as he came . FML

#14518129
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (5366)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

TODAY, FEELING MELANCHOLY, I TOOK A BLANKET OUT TO THE BACKYARD AND LAY DOWN TO LOOK AT THE CLOUDS!! MY DAD CUMMED OUT TO ASK MEHAT I WAS DOING!! I TOLD HIM, HE SMRKED, SQUATTED OVER MY FACE, AND FARTED!! HE THEN RAN BACK INSIDE AND TOLD MY MOM!! SHE LAUGHED!! FML

#14490240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (5691)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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