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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 412
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Deniika18 : Proud Canadian ❤ Small town girl! ❤ Welder!
I enjoy reading and outdoor activities.
I really don't know what else to write here so... Yeah. Have a nice day?

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Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

#21325373
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13923) - you deserved it (1951)

On 12/27/2014 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

#21324815
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (21647)

On 12/26/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

#21324667
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (3852)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my father I'm going to a club with a friend and staying the night at my friend's place. He asked for my friend's name, number, and address so he knows where I'll be. I'm 30 years old. FML

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12755) - you deserved it (36107)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27308) - you deserved it (10487)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

#21323487
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24533) - you deserved it (2918)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (3127)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30916) - you deserved it (2822)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML

#21318154
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29873) - you deserved it (2494)

On 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm - misc - by period_probs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML

#21317874
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (2620)

On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

#21317090
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29351) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by konacoffee17 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

#21316246
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (6784)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31742) - you deserved it (4022)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)



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