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Deniika18

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Deniika18

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1005
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Deniika18 : Proud Canadian ❤ Small town girl! ❤ Welder!
I enjoy reading and outdoor activities.
I really don't know what else to write here so... Yeah. Have a nice day?

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Deniika18's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

#21430956
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21185) - you deserved it (5346)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29147) - you deserved it (3114)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

#21430672
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25581) - you deserved it (3765)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

#21430201
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21491) - you deserved it (2540)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:35pm - health - by LukesSkyWalker (woman) - United States

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25218) - you deserved it (2983)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20209) - you deserved it (12268)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while I was in the bathroom at a restaurant, my young son decided to drink the "slushie" I had ordered. We ended up at the hospital because that slushie was actually a margarita. FML

#21428647
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24750) - you deserved it (6929)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:09pm - kids - by Kidisok - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

#21428622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26997) - you deserved it (3153)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said "girls don't wear deodorant". He actually believed that. FML

#21428525
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (2492)

On 06/19/2015 at 10:47am - health - by stanky - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (11773)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, a woman bitched me out at the grocery store, saying that since I'm not Indian, I shouldn't be wearing a bindi - a red dot on my forehead - because it's "cultural appropriation". I was too embarrassed to tell her it was actually a pimple I'd been trying to pop on my forehead. FML

#21428154
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29139) - you deserved it (2496)

On 06/18/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by unsuccessful popping - United States (New York)

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML

#21427797
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (2078)

On 06/17/2015 at 10:07pm - money - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

#21425871
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (4438)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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