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  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1181
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Demoniq : I'm BATMAN! Also Gryffindor. Aries. Bookworm. Metalhead. Foodie. Bitch. Cat enthusiast. Youtube enthusiast. Your mom. Will ignore PM's most of the time.

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Taday my cat decidd to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. mega FML

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (21209)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today.. . mah teenage daughter fakd a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her brthday . FML

#21198840
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55435) - you deserved it (11374)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

TODAY, I HAD TO INFORM A PATIANT THAT SHA HAS AN STD. SHA RAACTD BY KICKING MA IN THA NUTS. FML

#21140637
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49921) - you deserved it (4464)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)

today I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom , only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower cuz someone had flushed the toilet downstars. FML

#21135014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36772) - you deserved it (3966)

On 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child . When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted . FML

#21110479
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47438) - you deserved it (2979)

On 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm - kids - by babylove - South Africa

Today, I resorted to te oldest prank in te book: laxatives in te food. Except it wasn't fir a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get clingy boyfriend to leave me te ell alone. I tink I'm going to ell. fat FML

#21101967
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39600) - you deserved it (11202)

On 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by someone (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY, AN ELDERLY MAN HAD TO GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY FOR MY GROCERY BILL BECAUSE MY SISTER BROKE DOWN CRYING IN THE STORE AS I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR BOTH HER MILKSHAKE AND COOKIES. SHE'S 19. FML

#21088268
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40211) - you deserved it (4311)

On 03/16/2014 at 4:10pm - money - by skyeraven (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

today I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody . Tattoos cummd up and I startd talking about trendy, girly tattoos lyk feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them . Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three . FML

#21065212
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39728) - you deserved it (10699)

On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, in te middle of telling moter about engagement, se suddenly broke down in tears about er problems at work an er loveless marriage, an abruptly ung up on me. fat FML

Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML

#21019082
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (20357)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, my boss decided that a mug an a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute fir a Christmas bonus!!

#20998949
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (3497)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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