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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (2735)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML


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