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Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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