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Demonface54

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 14
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Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (3014)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33658) - you deserved it (2716)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML



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