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Demonface54

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

#21277469
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32471) - you deserved it (2686)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML

#21274410
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28322) - you deserved it (4895)

On 10/09/2014 at 6:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

#21274044
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32224) - you deserved it (2205)

On 10/09/2014 at 2:51am - health - by bees - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30465) - you deserved it (2214)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

#21262712
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31044) - you deserved it (2258)

On 09/21/2014 at 9:27pm - misc - by ohtheirony -

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32962) - you deserved it (2783)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

#21249597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (40017)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

#21246585
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36469) - you deserved it (35402)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

#21243070
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (44507)

On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

#6904447
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (2720)

On 12/23/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by extraflavour - United Kingdom (York)



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