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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DementedOtaku : Hello there my fellow people who live by the ways of the internet! I am a lover of anime and manga, my favorite genres would be horror/ psychological/ gore/ mystery. I have seen Death Note, The Future Diary, Chaos; HEad, Another, Hirugashi When They Cry, Attack on Titan, Blue Exorcist, Psychic Detective Yakumo, Bleach, Air, Angel Beats, Highschool of the Dead, Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, D. Gray Man, Durarara, Elfen Lied, Fruits Basket, InuYasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Fate/Zero, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Vampire Knight, Shiki, Ghost Hunt, Junjou Romantica, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Zombie Loan, Soul Eater, Sword art Online, The Devil is a Part Timer, Pandora Hearts, Naruto, Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Nabari no Ou, K-ON, Toradora, and Kuroshitsuji. I have no life, I just like to sit by my computer screen and be anti-social like the potato I am. Feel free to message me! Especially if you are recommending any good animes!

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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DementedOtaku's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

#21067130
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48815) - you deserved it (3925)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

#21025291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49106) - you deserved it (4442)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

#21001182
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48165) - you deserved it (4771)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36414) - you deserved it (4471)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States



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