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About DementedOtaku : Hello there my fellow people who live by the ways of the internet! I am a lover of anime and manga, my favorite genres would be horror/ psychological/ gore/ mystery. I have seen Death Note, The Future Diary, Chaos; HEad, Another, Hirugashi When They Cry, Attack on Titan, Blue Exorcist, Psychic Detective Yakumo, Bleach, Air, Angel Beats, Highschool of the Dead, Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, D. Gray Man, Durarara, Elfen Lied, Fruits Basket, InuYasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Fate/Zero, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Vampire Knight, Shiki, Ghost Hunt, Junjou Romantica, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Zombie Loan, Soul Eater, Sword art Online, The Devil is a Part Timer, Pandora Hearts, Naruto, Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Nabari no Ou, K-ON, Toradora, and Kuroshitsuji. I have no life, I just like to sit by my computer screen and be anti-social like the potato I am. Feel free to message me! Especially if you are recommending any good animes!
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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
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