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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DementedOtaku : Hello there my fellow people who live by the ways of the internet! I am a lover of anime and manga, my favorite genres would be horror/ psychological/ gore/ mystery. I have seen Death Note, The Future Diary, Chaos; HEad, Another, Hirugashi When They Cry, Attack on Titan, Blue Exorcist, Psychic Detective Yakumo, Bleach, Air, Angel Beats, Highschool of the Dead, Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, D. Gray Man, Durarara, Elfen Lied, Fruits Basket, InuYasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Fate/Zero, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Vampire Knight, Shiki, Ghost Hunt, Junjou Romantica, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Zombie Loan, Soul Eater, Sword art Online, The Devil is a Part Timer, Pandora Hearts, Naruto, Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Nabari no Ou, K-ON, Toradora, and Kuroshitsuji. I have no life, I just like to sit by my computer screen and be anti-social like the potato I am. Feel free to message me! Especially if you are recommending any good animes!

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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son tat e looks just like me . He began crying and said, ( I don't want to be ugly like im . ) mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (49372) - you deserved it (4453)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.


I agree, your life sucks (50209) - you deserved it (4994)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woka up to ona of my hamstars cannibalizing tha othar!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (4483)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML


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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today... I Had Been Planning A Family Trip Fir Months. My Father Had All His Bags Packed... Ready To Go In The Car. He Had Mah Grandmother's Ashes In His Suitcase... And Planned To Spread Them On A Mountain. This Morning Our Car Was Broken Into And Everything Was Stolen. The Thief Stole Mah Grandma. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by noyodel (woman) - Italy

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