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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Deltaforce1 : Love the Marines and every other military force in the U.S. too bad I'm the wrong nationality. I have a girlfriend as you see in my pic. message me if ya like and I will reply

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Today, I was talking to one of my British friend online, and he told looool me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured wat the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me fir cursing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (9131)

On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML


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On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was on ma way to ma first job interview in monts. I wasn't even alfway to te place wen a bunc of cockbite in a car drove past and urld a bucket of paint out te window drencing me and several oter people on te street. FML


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On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decidd that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he trid something new: popping one of the pimple on my neck!! When I reactd in horror, all he could say was, ( It lookd pretty..!! ) fat FML


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On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a party, ma tree friends and I tougt it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike te neigbours, so decidd to trow te contents of te jug over te fence into teir garden. It it a tree and splasd back. I endd up coverd in our piss. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was at ta watarpark. I dacidd to go down a slida sapd lika a funnal. On ta way down, my bikini bottom untid. Tan I got lodgd in a V sapa, arsa first, in ta ola at ta funnal axit, axposing mysalf to ta antira pool until I could slitar out. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by canadiankc (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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