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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 411
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeltaDragonxx : Just a lowly no life. Move along.

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Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML


Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (62478)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31420) - you deserved it (5763)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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