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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 April 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 851
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DeltaDragonxx : You know what they say. Band band, I love band. The thing that we show up to at 7 am and dont leave from till 9 pm and complain the whole way but still show up every day. Saxophone > Trumpet.

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Today, I felt confident after a maths exam and thought I did rather well. When discussing the exam with my class mates afterwards, they kept talking about how difficult question 10 was. I only did 9 questions. Apparently the exam paper had a backside. FML

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22080) - you deserved it (1803)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML


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On 08/15/2015 at 12:50pm - health - by someboody - United States (California)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML


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On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML


Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML


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On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML


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On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML


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On 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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