About DeltaDragonxx : You know what they say. Band band, I love band. The thing that we show up to at 7 am and dont leave from till 9 pm and complain the whole way but still show up every day. Saxophone > Trumpet.
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by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I felt confident after a maths exam and thought I did rather well. When discussing the exam with my class mates afterwards, they kept talking about how difficult question 10 was. I only did 9 questions. Apparently the exam paper had a backside. FML
by ceciliebossow / 10/06/2015 at 9:26pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Love
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
by someboody / 08/15/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
by Alex Andreas / 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
by fractured_ / 08/05/2014 at 1:17am / Transportation
Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML
by jayswizzle89 / 07/29/2014 at 3:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 2:43am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML
by hatemyjob / 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
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