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by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by howler / 02/15/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
by dinosaur / 01/10/2011 at 5:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 4:01am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
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