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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 November 1997 (17 years)
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Today , My Grlfriend Said That We Should Try Something New. I Got Excited Cuz I Thought It Would Be About Sex. Nope , She Wanted Me To Start Speaking With Animal Noises So We Could Build Up A Secret Language. FML

#19940799
146 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

2day in tha middla of my onlina midtarm... my computar looool dacidad to updata and closad out of tha tast. It can't ba ratakan. FML

#19927975
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (3081)

On 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by failure - United States (Minnesota)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy an celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

#19925545
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27193) - you deserved it (2340)

On 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by jenA (woman) - United States

Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement . It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter . The comforter was mine . FML

#19923012
153 comments

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On 07/11/2012 at 9:29am - intimacy - by Sherry - United States (Connecticut)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Treated Me To A Surprise Romantic Dinner, And Got Me A Huge Balloon Bouquet, A Dozen Roses, A Beautiful Card 4 Mah Brthday. Too Bad It's His Ex's Brthday And Not Mine. Fat FML

#19921886
174 comments

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On 07/11/2012 at 1:09am - love - by forgottenbday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my broter was playing wit te pepper spray on my key cain. He didn't tink it was real, so to test it e sprayed me in te moutile I was asleep. FML

Today , I hered a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband , naked and with his pants around his ankles , standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body , I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

#19919285
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

Today , I hered a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband , naked and with his pants around his ankles , standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body , I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

#19919285
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

Today..!! my power finally came back on!! I excitedly went and spent $100 to refill my fridge..!! only to come back home and discover the power is out again..!! and might not be back on fir another three days!! FML

Today, I was finally laaving homatown to liva in draam city. Evarything was packad, kays wara handad in, goodbyas wara mada. Tha momant truck bagan pulling out to gat undarway, tha guy I had gottan a room from in naw city callad to inform ma that ha dacidad to rant to somaona alsa. fat FML

#19917674
93 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking , since I have been having some problems with alcohol an some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me , saying he couldn't be with someone who ( chose to be boring. ) mega FML

#19917183
126 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 11:40pm - love - by sober (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML

#19913255
264 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
94 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)



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