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Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22557) - you deserved it (94418)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)



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