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DefiningDivine

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DefiningDivine

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About DefiningDivine : Add 200 comments to my total amount.

I'm serious most of the time, but sometimes I just mess around.

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Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

#754264
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60682) - you deserved it (11988)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by Nutless (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

#144886
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I agree, your life sucks (12489) - you deserved it (76829)

On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55756) - you deserved it (6019)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)



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