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Defalt

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Defalt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Defalt : I am Defalt, welcome to my par- err, profile!

About me; Super hacker, DJ, Deadmau5 spoof, lover of internet memes and emojis.

About the actual human owning this account: Homosexual, PC elitist, EDM fanatic, Irish guy, furry.

I'm a bicistransmailbox, so mind my pronouns.

Defalt's page activity

Visits<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:57pm<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:22pm<b>MichelleMaBelle</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 10:20pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 7:32pm<b>Forbid21</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 2:18pm<b>umerin</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 4:29pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:24pm<b>FuckingLifeMan</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 10:33pm<b>fmlrulesBolt</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 1:09am<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:14pm<b>Pawpels</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:03pm<b>abNormal62</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:15am<b>killswitch12314</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 4:45pm<b>xcv_rty890</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:48pm<b>PePziNL</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 12:03pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:35am<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:52am<b>Skulllily</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 4:40am

Fucked!<b>insanecutie</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 6:08am<b>Skulllily</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 10:40am<b>sic0211</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 8:01pm<b>MichelleMaBelle</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:38am<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 12:14am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 5:40am

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Defalt's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29096) - you deserved it (1758)

On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33372) - you deserved it (2088)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (2116)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28658) - you deserved it (1920)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

#21412642
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (8390)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (1563)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

#21412440
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30151) - you deserved it (3098)

On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (7104)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12678) - you deserved it (43428)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

#21411283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29451) - you deserved it (2277)

On 05/17/2015 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, a couple asked me donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

#21410986
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36256) - you deserved it (2070)

On 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML

#21410853
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30696) - you deserved it (2791)

On 05/16/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)



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