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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Defalt : I am Defalt, welcome to my par- err, profile!

About me; Super hacker, DJ, Deadmau5 spoof, lover of internet memes and emojis.

About the actual human owning this account: Homosexual, PC elitist, EDM fanatic, Irish guy, furry.

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Today... I Held The Door Open 4 A Woman And Her Kids On Mah Way Out Of The Bank. She Startd Accusing Me Of Patronizing Her... Andhen I Just Let Go Of The Door In Protest... She Deliberately Leand In So It Hit Her In The Face. I Felt The Glares From The Entire Bank As She Pretendd To Cry. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today, I was scrubbing ta bloody aftarmat of a succassful mousa trap off of my stova wit an old tootbrus. Aftar a faw good scrubs, out of abit I puttad ta tootbrus in my moutila I turnad on ta watar. FML

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about bieng lockd up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML


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On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using a public restroom. After about a minute of me being in there, a little grl came in an startd pounding on the door, screaming that she had to go. My pregnancy hormones are so bad that I almost burst into tears. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by LissaMccracken (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

today I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I askd if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, an stormd off. I just wantd some steak. FML


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On 07/15/2014 at 4:37pm - love - by Jeff - United States

Today, I playfully nudged friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. fat FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, I posted a statu on Facebook saying I was depressed an needed someone to talk to!! Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself"!! It got 20 likes!! FML

Yesterday hile driving I witnessed the neighbor dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brake and jumped out of the car frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming ( Help someone please help! ) I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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