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by anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Animals
by germophobe / 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
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