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DeepFryOmega

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About DeepFryOmega : Dota2 fan

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Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

#21252384
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I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (3140)

On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

#21251355
45 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

#21250056
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34857) - you deserved it (2799)

On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML

#21237831
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50422) - you deserved it (4900)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
117 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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