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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1097
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DedicatedNova : Uh. Hi. :I I'm Nova, I build computers for a living. Message me sometime if you want. Professional video editor, programmer and photographer.
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DedicatedNova's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51428) - you deserved it (14656)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33249) - you deserved it (20123)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:23pm - love - by dumass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61384) - you deserved it (44022)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47670) - you deserved it (4000)

On 05/09/2014 at 7:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (4196)

On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37344) - you deserved it (3070)

On 11/01/2013 at 2:38pm - misc - by FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


I agree, your life sucks (64917) - you deserved it (9789)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML


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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14844) - you deserved it (36543)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

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