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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 158
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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DecrepitTurtle's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61326) - you deserved it (22358)

On 08/11/2013 at 11:35am - intimacy - by ass slap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68313) - you deserved it (9009)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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