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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (12333)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19082) - you deserved it (41832)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42732) - you deserved it (27643) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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