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DeathcoreDashie

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DeathcoreDashie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DeathcoreDashie : Greetings, random organism. I'm a brony who likes and writes deathcore.(Good deathcore, like Nightshade and Make Them Suffer). That's pretty much it.

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Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (137346) - you deserved it (8932)

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