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Death_The_Kid15

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Death_The_Kid15's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37706) - you deserved it (20042)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (141228)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



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