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DeathByVanilla

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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 August 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1262
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DeathByVanilla : Ask Away.

DeathByVanilla's page activity

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DeathByVanilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids