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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar… Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during… Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly…
- Today, I was texting my girlfriend. I went to reply to her message and somehow accidentally deleted… Today, I realised I had made a major typo on one of my price lists for my new business. I've been… Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely…