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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1971 (45 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 748
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Death69 : I would rather be hated for who I am. Than loved for who I am not! I am a pretty straight forward type of guy. I hate everyone, 'til they give me reason not to. Trust is earned, not given. Break my trust once...You're done! I love Heavy Metal music(varied genres), Rock & Roll & some Blues. I like to read(Stephen King being my fave). I have recently returned to the Gym, after 15 years of laziness. Etc etc etc...That is all for now.

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Death69's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

by rachiej8 / 06/10/2012 at 12:13am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

by chelle / 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

by marsbar / 03/15/2009 at 1:07am / United States (New York) / Love