About Death69 : I would rather be hated for who I am. Than loved for who I am not! I am a pretty straight forward type of guy. I hate everyone, 'til they give me reason not to. Trust is earned, not given. Break my trust once...You're done! I love Heavy Metal music(varied genres), Rock & Roll & some Blues. I like to read(Stephen King being my fave). I have recently returned to the Gym, after 15 years of laziness. Etc etc etc...That is all for now.
Death69's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Death69's favorite FMLs
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
by rachiej8 / 06/10/2012 at 12:13am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
by chelle / 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
by marsbar / 03/15/2009 at 1:07am / United States (New York) / Love
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