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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1971 (44 years)
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About Death69 : I would rather be hated for who I am. Than loved for who I am not! I am a pretty straight forward type of guy. I hate everyone, 'til they give me reason not to. Trust is earned, not given. Break my trust once...You're done! I love Heavy Metal music(varied genres), Rock & Roll & some Blues. I like to read(Stephen King being my fave). I host an internet radio show. I have recently returned to the Gym, after 12 years of laziness. Etc etc etc...That is all for now.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML


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On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML


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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

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