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  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1991 (21 years)
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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

#14164412
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I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (49858)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6024) - you deserved it (22895)

On 12/10/2010 at 1:53am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (9154)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (33999)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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