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DeanaGirl
  • Town/Country : Clarksville, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 450
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DeanaGirl : I am just another girl whos married to a man shes crazy about, I have my rough spots like anyone else.

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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53209) - you deserved it (3153)

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