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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2121
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, I Woke Up Tis Morning In A Panic . Last Nigt, I Eard Scratcing At Ma Door, But I Tougt It Was Just Ma Cat An Went Back To Sleep . Tis Morning, It It Me Tat Ma Cat Is 600 Miles Away Living Wit Ma Mom In Iowa . I'm Terrified To Even Sleep Now . FML

#21370427
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12) - you deserved it (2542)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, MY ENTRE JUNIOR CLASS TOOK TE ACT. ON TE LAST TEST, A CLASSMATE'S PONE WENT OFF, AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATING TEOLE TEST. WE ALL AVE TO RETAKE IT. FML

I askd my friend to download Frozen for me , because my mom wantd to play it for family movie night!! The movie was shit , but it got even worse halfway through , when it cut to hardcore porn an a text bar saying ( umad? ) Now I'm groundd , an my ( friend ) is a legend for his prank!! FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday... I called asking about a job I interviewed for 3 weeks ago. It's a scummy call center where known drug addicts work. They told me I wasn't getting the job. I guess high school diploma an being drug-free makes me not good enough to work there. FML

Today Our Band Had A Road Trip. Two People Chose To Stack Themselves On Top Of Each Other To Share A Seat Rather Than Sit In The Last Seat Next To Me.

#21326846
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (2754)

On 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hile hanging out with this guy I'm interestd in, we turnd and made eye contact . We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me . He decidd to lick my face from chin to forehead instead . FML

#21320716
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31873) - you deserved it (4161)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38289) - you deserved it (3160)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart!! I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded fir two weeks, brthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser!! FML

#21292742
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35580) - you deserved it (8606)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY... I GOT ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. I PULLED OUT THE RING... UTTERED THE WORDS ( LISA... WILL YOU... ) THEN ABRUPTLY SHAT MY PANTS.

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (5151)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today in college we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive . Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty I said "Umm.. . 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile . FML

#21259479
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38645) - you deserved it (8724)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, SOME ASSFACE HACKED MAH RECENTLY DECEASED FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THE PERSON CHANGED MAH FRIEND'S LOCATION TO "HELL", THEN POSTED A STATUS SAYING HOW HOT THE WEATHER WAS, AND REPLIED "I WISH :'(" TO SOMEONE WHO'D SAID MAH FRIEND WAS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW. FML

#21257037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (3081)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia



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