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DeadxManxWalking

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13789
  • Number of comments : 506
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

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DeadxManxWalking's favorite FMLs

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15671) - you deserved it (44961)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (1561)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33989) - you deserved it (4677)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33989) - you deserved it (4677)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

#3102
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23627) - you deserved it (4810)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16177) - you deserved it (38222)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5603) - you deserved it (43590)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18961) - you deserved it (36885)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

#1325
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5777) - you deserved it (15448)

On 01/16/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by Alex - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22567) - you deserved it (2561)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (3082)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (8541)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (3272)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20867) - you deserved it (4363)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (5733)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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