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DeadxManxWalking

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19362
  • Number of comments : 766
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

DeadxManxWalking's page activity

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Fucked!<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 5:35am<b>Lady_Spaghetti</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 8:49am<b>SomeshCD</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 7:44pm<b>pointlesswaffle</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:47am<b>queenariii</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 6:13pm<b>unadultfangirl</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 9:04am<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 8:55am<b>princessshaybaby</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:49am<b>Dexter_39476</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 11:42pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:07am<b>YDISM</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 7:43pm<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:49am<b>399</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:59pm<b>delichick</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 12:26am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:13pm<b>3051628</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 7:09pm<b>Echo13243</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 9:27pm<b>USMC10Rex12451</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 12:18am

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DeadxManxWalking's favorite FMLs

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

by Username / 06/23/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Iowa) / Transportation

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

by my ears are dying / 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

by youknowwhatitis / 06/22/2011 at 9:31am / Australia (South Australia) / Health

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

by played / 06/21/2011 at 1:07am / Norway / Love

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

by wtf / 06/20/2011 at 3:43am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

by youngblood / 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

by me / 06/18/2011 at 7:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

by Username / 06/16/2011 at 9:20am / United States / Love

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

by random / 06/15/2011 at 10:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

by Username / 06/15/2011 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy