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DeadxManxWalking

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15559
  • Number of comments : 506
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

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DeadxManxWalking's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (1952)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

#19305952
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (12331)

On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12096) - you deserved it (51075)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (3322)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24770) - you deserved it (2049)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (4879)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (2737)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (2737)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39330) - you deserved it (2959)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15807) - you deserved it (31426)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (19847)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

#19272838
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27351) - you deserved it (8325)

On 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

#19271086
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28089) - you deserved it (3918)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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